wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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