my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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