Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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