Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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