Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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