is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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