Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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