What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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