I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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