Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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