absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
