Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
