you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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