wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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