All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Everyone says I win the strip club
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
