If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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