yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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