so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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