When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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