Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
