You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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