I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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