I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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