Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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