We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
