That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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