We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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