Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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