I wish I could teleport
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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