its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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