do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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