So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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