Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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