What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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