dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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