If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
