After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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