Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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