Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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