He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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