is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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