Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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