Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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