She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
