is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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