Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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