have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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