I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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