i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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