does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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