Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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